When Is “Likudnik” Anti-Semitic?

I have company in raising the question, at least when you’re not talking about Israeli politics in frigging Hebrew. You don’t call a Hispanic-American leftist a Fidelista simply because he’s Hispanic.

Two guys walk into a bar. Both have identical political views. Both vote Republican. One’s Jewish, one isn’t. Which one gets called a “likudnik?” The one who’s part of the Israeli fifth column, silly. And we know who that is, don’t we (wink, wink)?

I spent seven and a half years serving in the Army of the one country to which I have any loyalty–this one. Call me an anything-nik, and I promise to tear off your head and shit down your neck.