S. Korean Businessman Praised for Helping to Print Distorted Textbooks

Books printed by the recipient of the donated printing press have been known to deny the legitimacy of the Republic of Korea, support policies that  have killed millions of Koreans,  and falsely accuse  American soldiers of an organized campaign of rape on the streets of Seoul.  Unlike past controversies over foreign textbooks, however, police predict absolutely  no outrage on the streets this time. 

Foreign analysts who were asked to explain the uncharacteristic calm simply shook their heads in befuddlement and took another drink.

3 Responses

  1. If this historian lost relatives in the Korean War, he is dishonoring their memory by printing falsified history textbooks.

  2. Christian, your statement relies on the premise that Koreans have a sense of honor. Honor lies far beneath wealth and pleasure in the Corean loyalty hierarchy.