There is full employment — yet no one is working.
No one is working — yet the factory quotas are fulfilled.
The factory quotas are fulfilled — yet the stores have nothing to sell.
The stores have nothing to sell — yet people got all the stuff at home.
People got all the stuff at home — yet everyone is complaining.
Everyone is complaining — yet the voting is always unanimous.

一个英国人，一个法国人，一个朝鲜人在一起聊天。英国人：最幸福的事情就是冬天晚上回家，穿着羊毛裤坐在壁炉前面。法国人：你们英国人就是古板，最幸福的事情是和一个金发女郎一起去地中海度假，然后我们好和好散。朝鲜人：最幸福的事情就是半夜有人敲门，开门后：“ 康成美，你被捕了。”“你弄错了，康成美在隔壁。”

A Briton, a Frenchman, and a North Korean are chatting together.

The Briton: “I feel happiest when I return home on a winter night, wear me woolens and sit in front of the fireplace .”

Frenchman: “You Brits are too old fashioned. I feel happiest when I go on a Mediterranean vacation with a beautiful blonde and afterward we go our separate ways amicably.”

North Korean: “The happiest moment for me was one time in the middle of the night when somebody knocked on my door and after I opened it he said “Kang Sung Mi, you are under arrest!” I said “You’ve got it wrong. Kang Sung Mi is next door!”

I thought this one was funnier and it needs no revision:

美术馆里有一幅描写亚当和夏娃的画。一个英国人看了，说：“他们一定是英国人，男士有好吃的东西就和女士分享。”一个法国人看了，说：“他们一定是法国人，情侣裸体散步。”一个朝鲜人看了，说：“他们一定是朝鲜人，他们没有衣服，吃得很少，却还以为自己在天堂！”

At the museum, there is a painting in which Adam and Eve are holding an apple.
A Briton says, “They are Britons. The gentleman is sharing a delicious apple with a lady.”
A Frenchman says, “They must be French. They are walking around in the nude.”
A North Korean says, “They are North Korean. They have no clothes and little food but think of themselves as living in paradise.”

Hey Sonagi, did you see my post at Global Voices Online where I totally blast a Chinese fenqing commenter out of the water? For everybody else: A comparison was made by some Chinese netizens who considered Kim Jong-il the equivalent of Mao Zedong.
I posted my own retort that Kim Il-sung is much closer to Mao then Kim Jong-il could ever be and that any Chinese who thinks otherwise has their head up their arse. Sonagi kindly pointed out through translation of more original comments that many other Chinese also disagree with the comparison.

However there was one patriotic Chinese who chose this opportunity to call the US, Russia and even India “losers” by saying how China fought battles and even took territory from Russia (Zhenbao Island). In my specific reply to him, I invite him to join me in a Liaoning province birdwatching tour that discovers not all land near the northern shore of the Yalu belongs to China, and in fact some of it was conceded to none other than Kim Il Sung!

Good stuff, here it is:

http://globalvoicesonline.org/2009/07/08/china-and-north-korea-kim-is-like-chair-mao/comment-page-2/#comments

Koreans on both sides of the DMZ are often the butt of Chinese nationality jokes. None of the ones I’ve read online provoked even a chuckle.

It’s both ironic and inevitable that the Chinese would make fun of North Korea for being tyrannical, backward, and poor — perhaps without knowing how much China has done to keep North Korea tyrannical, backward, and poor, to serve its most conniving interests.

Oh, the Chinese know. They just don’t make the connection, so they don’t see the irony of ridiculing the sorry state they’ve enabled.