The reports, unfortunately, do not specify whether the elephants are white

Well, here’s something I did not know: Kim Jong Il paid Mugabe $10,000 each for those baby elephants.

Christine Ahn was not available for comment.

8 Responses

  1. Maybe I’m not familiar with the elephant market, but $10k seems kinda cheap.

  2. I’m surprised there are any white elephants left in Zimbabwe after all their land was confiscated

  3. Alec,

    For a minute I thought you wrote: “Given that Kim Jong-Il is reputed to eat live FLESH.”

    *pauses*

  4. “I’m surprised there are any white elephants left in Zimbabwe after all their land was confiscated”

    I LOL’ed.