Archive for August 2010

North Korean Fighter Pilot Dies in Possible Defection Attempt

A fighter plane from North Korea has crashed in China, killing its pilot. The pilot may have been trying to flee North Korea. Yonhap has a photograph of the aircraft, which has a delta wing characteristic of a Soviet MiG-21 or an early-model ChiCom F-7.

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[Yonhap photo]

China may seem an unlikely destination for a defector who must have known that he’d be repatriated and killed if caught, but Yonhap, quoting South Korean government sources, claims that the pilot was actually headed for Russia — also an unlikely destination — and lost his way. Why not South Korea or Japan? Because the North Korean air force undoubtedly keeps a very tight hold on the supply of fuel to discourage pilots from entertaining such ideas, and witness accounts published by the AP are consistent with this theory:

A witness said the plane plowed into an apple orchard, killing its pilot on impact. South Korean media said the plane, believed to be a fighter jet, appeared to have run out of fuel and might have been piloted by a defector.

China’s official Xinhua News Agency said the aircraft crashed Tuesday afternoon in Lagu, a village in Liaoning province about 150 kilometers (90 miles) from the North Korean border. It cited government officials as saying the plane “might be” North Korean, and said the pilot died.

The report said China was communicating with North Korea about the matter.

A man who lives in Ersonggou village, about five kilometers (three miles) from the crash site, said he and many other local residents saw the plane flying low over the area before it crashed into an apple orchard.

“The engine was making a very strange noise and it was flying in a very weird way, with it’s head up and rear down,” said the man, who would give only his surname, Ning. “It looked like a piece of scrap iron flying in the sky.”

CNN adds that the plane destroyed a house, but didn’t hurt anyone on the ground.

As of this morning, AFP was still reporting that the aircraft was a helicopter.

You can see satellite images of most of North Korea’s military airfields here. Press reports have mentioned a North Korea airfield at Sinuiju as a likely place of origin, but I’ve never seen anything but Il-28 bombers on that field. The air base at Kaechon seems a more likely source. Speculate on your own what this says about morale in the North Korean military.

Update: Yonhap reports that South Korean radar saw the plane taking off from Sinuiju after all.

North Korea is on Twitter … unless you happen to be a North Korean, of course.

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The Washington Post looks at Jang Song Thaek’s emerging role as svengali to Kim Jong Eun.

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“I have a sneaking suspicion that Kim Jong-il’s son, who wants to take over, has to earn his stripes with the North Korean military,” Gates said at the U.S. Marines’ Memorial Club in San Francisco. “My worry is that that is behind the provocation like the sinking of the Cheonan, and so I think we are very concerned that this might not be the only provocation from the North Koreans,” he added in response to a question over the threat posed by Pyongyang. [Reuters]

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In an Orwellian world, “war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength”. In the strange, fictitious world of North Korean historiography, the past 57 years of de facto peace is war, a life of servitude to the state is freedom, and national strength is rooted in ignorance of the outside world. [Sung Yoon-Lee, Asia Times]

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“The military counteraction of the DPRK (Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) will be the severest punishment no one has ever met in the world,” a spokesman for the General Staff of the Korean People’s Army said in a statement carried by North Korea’s official news agency. [CNN]

President Bush removed North Korea from the list of state sponsors of terrorism on October 11, 2008 to reward it for its complete, verifiable, and irreversible dismantling of its nuclear arsenal. Thus far, President Obama has seen no cause to disturb that decision.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-il asked China for $10 billion worth of direct investment and one million tons of food during his visit to Beijing last May, according to the Tokyo Shimbun newspaper, Friday.

Quoting an anonymous diplomatic source based in Seoul, the Japanese daily said that “apart from the direct investment, Kim asked Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao to offer one million tons of food and 800,000 tons of oil. But China refused to make any promises, it said. [Korea Times]

The price of a Peking Duck dinner says this report was leaked by the Chinese. They can see how even their old friends are snarling at them now. Other reports have said that China has been pushing major investments in North Korea.

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It certainly does seem that China perceives a moment of opportunity to expand its territorial waters to include the Yellow and South China Seas. China’s perception of President Obama’s weakness may or may not be a miscalculation, but the Pentagon does seem to understand that such a miscalculation could prove extremely dangerous to the peace in East Asia and the Pacific. The Pentagon is now saying (though it does not say when) that it will send a supercarrier into the Yellow Sea — a symbolic gesture, given that such small bodies of water are hardly ideal places for carriers to maneuver. For symbolic reasons, that’s probably the best decision, but as Mark Helprin argues, challenging China credibly requires us to retain our qualitative edge over China’s military, and to avoid the asymmetric traps it is so adept at setting for our ground forces in Asia.

President Lee Drags South Korea Toward Its Destiny (Updated)

If there is such a thing as cautious enthusiasm — particularly for something that’s implausible on its face — that describes my reaction to President Lee’s proposal for phased unification with North Korea:

Lee’s plan, similar to proposals from previous South Korean leaders, calls for North Korea’s denuclearization. If North Korea meets that demand — and years of international persuasion have not succeeded — Lee’s plan calls for a “peace community,” improved economic cooperation and then the establishment of a “national community.”

“Inter-Korean relations demand a new paradigm,” Lee said, according to South Korea’s Yonhap news agency. “It is imperative that the two sides choose co-existence instead of confrontation, progress instead of stagnation. The two of us need to overcome the current state of division and proceed with the goal of peaceful reunification.” [WaPo]

Perhaps it’s not completely implausible. Lee must know that the demise of Kim Jong Il is going to destabilize the North Korean leadership, and that if relatively open and moderate thinkers are lying latent in Pyongyang, a proposal like this one could have some appeal for them. There is some chance that this could come to pass if there’s a coup or some other kind of dramatic shift in control, but not without one.

It seems to me that Lee’s proposal does three things he badly needed to do. First, he steals “unification” from the lexicon of those for whom it really means sustaining North Korea (and hence, the division of Korea). I mean, the last thing the average unnamed Hankyoreh “analyst” or Democratic Party assemblyman wants is for the archives of the Peoples’ Reconnaissance Bureau to fall suddenly into the hands of the Chosun Ilbo. But don’t take my word for it:

“Overall, I see a major contradiction in his proposal, proposing a unification tax while having burnt all the bridges with North Korea,” said Moon Chung-in, a professor of political science at Yonsei University.

Personally, I think “torpedoed” would have been the perfect metaphor.

Second, he offers a financial and security incentive for the emergence of legitimate North Korean moderates, as opposed to those who inhabit Selig Harrison’s fantasyland. Third, by levying new taxes to pay for it, he makes a difficult and necessary decision to begin offsetting the cost of reconstruction (and this is also reason for American taxpayers to celebrate). Being a low tax / small government sort myself, I ordinarily recoil at big, expensive projects, but who can really call this discretionary spending? It seems to me that if big changes are inevitable for North Korea, the South is probably money ahead by getting serious about planning for it and having the equipment and logistical machinery in place now. And to the extent there are fiscal objections to this, I’m willing to entertain those from anyone except the same crowd that dumped billions of Sunshine dollars into Mount Paektu and haven’t a thing to show for it.

Fourth, it certainly beats another water project.

Update:

In the Wall Street Journal, Evan Ramstad has some more good quotes from Lee:

“Reunification will happen,” Mr. Lee said. “It is therefore our duty to start thinking about real and substantive ways to prepare for reunification, such as the adoption of a unification tax. I ask that these and other issues related to this be discussed widely and thoroughly by all the members of our society.”

North Korea’s state media carried no immediate reaction to Mr. Lee’s speech. [....]

Mr. Lee’s idea rests on the premise that North Korea’s authoritarian regime will either collapse or be pressured into reaching out for help, and that the more prosperous South will take the lead in picking up the pieces. [....]

Mr. Lee began [his speech] by including “our brethren in the North” in the list of people he was addressing. He opened the section on North Korea by saying “My 70 million compatriots,” a reference to the combined population of the two Koreas.

Powerfully provocative words that I hope many North Koreans will hear. Ramstad compares Lee’s concept to Germany’s the “unification” or “solidarity” tax.

Yonhap notes the absence of detail in Lee’s proposal, suggesting that the tax might be levied in the form of a VAT, a bond issue, or even lottery tickets. This made me snicker …

“President Lee doesn’t call for the immediate imposition of a unification tax. Such a tax, if imposed, will be visible only in the next administration,” Rep. Na Seong-lin of the ruling Grand National Party (GNP) said in a radio interview.

What we have here is a bold vision without any specific plans, at least not that Lee’s people are willing to talk about yet:

“Amid speculation about Kim Jong-il’s health problems and the North’s worsening economic crisis, the need for us to raise unification expenses has grown bigger and bigger. We should assume greater responsibility for North Korea if we don’t want to lose it to China in the aftermath of its possible collapse.”

Related Cabinet ministries declined to speculate on how preparations for unification will be funded. An official at the unification ministry said discussions for Lee’s idea of unification tax “will only now enter the early stage of planning” adding, “There could be different ways to secure finances, but it’s something that requires national consensus.”

The big losers here? Kim Jong Il, for one. With this speech, Lee effectively began to write his obituary. Another must be Han Song Ryol, whose cross-DMZ media spectacle was more or less forgotten amid the debate Lee has provoked about better ideas. That debate shows us again that the last thing South Korea’s left really wants is unification:

The main opposition Democratic Party countered that Lee’s words could actually lead North Korea to believe Seoul is trying to “absorb” Pyongyang and that the government would do well to first consider how to first improve inter-Korean ties.

They’ve delayed the inevitable, but in the end, they can’t prevent it — by which I mean the reading of the Reconnaissance Bureau’s archives.

Toronto: 10th International Conference on North Korean Human Rights and Refugees; Seoul: Beautiful Dream Concert

promo posters for 10th International Conference on North Korean Human Rights and Refugees

On August 19-22 Citizens’ Alliance for North Korean Human Rights in Seoul is partnering with this year’s host HanVoice in Toronto for their 10th International Conference on North Korean Human Rights and Refugees.  This will be the first time the conference has been held in North America; to date the ICNKHRR has been in Seoul (3x), Tokyo, Prague, Warsaw, Bergen (Norway), London, and Melbourne.

The main session this year is Saturday, August 21st, from 9 – 6.  Events open to the public also include an art exhibition and concert Thursday, and movie screenings of Kimjongilia (followed by a Q&A session with the director) and The Red Chapel Friday evening.

All events are free, though for the main conference Saturday they’re asking that people register in advance since they’re providing free lunch and a translation device.

Here is the schedule on Saturday:

@ The Isabel Bader Theatre (U of T)

08:30 Registration

09:30 Opening Session

Opening Remarks
Benjamin H. Yoon, Founder & Chairman, Citizens’ Alliance for North Korean Human Rights

Welcoming Speeches
- Randall Baran-Chong, Chair ““ 10th International Conference on North Korean Human Rights and Refugees , HanVoice, Canada
- Carl Gershman President, National Endowment for Democracy, USA

Congratulatory Remarks
- Michaelle Jean (Written), Governor General of Canada

- Hon. Jason Kenny (Written), Minister of Citizenship, Immigration, and Multiculturalism, Canada

- Dalton McGuinty (Written), Premier of Ontario, Canada

- Heidi Hautala, Chairperson of Sub-committee on Human Rights to the EU Parliament

(to be confirmed)

Keynote Speech
Hon. Lawrence Cannon, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Canada (To be confirmed)

Special Remarks
Barry Devolin, Member of Parliament, Canada

10:30 Session 1: Human Rights in North Korea between Obstacles & Opportunity

Pervasive State of Fear in the Country
Man-ho Heo, Professor, Kyungpook National University, ROK

Changing Perception of North Korean Population
Katy Kongdan Oh Hassig, Researcher, Institute for Defense Analysis, US

Testimony of NK defector
Young Cheol Kim, Former Officer at Ministry of people’s Safety in the DPRK, Escaped and Entered South Korea in February of 2008

Q & A

12:30 Lunch

13:30 Session 2: Experience of North Korean Refugees in Transit & Asylum Countries

Moderator: Dr. Sun-Young Park, MP, Liberty Forward Party, ROK

Legal Grounds for Protection of North Korean refugees
Roberta Cohen
, Nonresident Senior Fellow, Foreign Policy, Brookings Institution, US

Human Trafficking: Human Rights Situation of North Korean Refugee Women in China
Won-Woong Lee, Professor, Social Welfare Studies, Kwandong University, ROK

Children from Nowhere: Stateless Children in China
Kay Seok, Human Rights Watch

Testimony of NK Refugee
Mi-Ran Kim, Hair Dresser in the DPRK, Escaped from the country on 3rd of April, 2007 and entered South Korea in March of 2008

Resettlement Process & Experiences of countries accepting North Korean refugees: issues with resettlement and integration in final destination
- South Korea: Yoon-Sook Park, Professor at World Cyber University, ROK
- Canada: Younglee Ha, Executive Director, Korean Canadian Womens’ Association
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Canada: Young-Lee Ha, Executive Director, Korean Canadian Women’s Association, Canada
- US: Hannah Song, President, Liberty in North Korea (LiNK)
- Japan: Kate Nielsen, Director of International Relations, Life Funds for North Korean Refugees, Japan

Q & A

16:00 Break

16:15 Session 3: Strategies for the Improvement of Human Rights in North Korea and Protection of Refugees

Moderator: Hon. Barry Devolin, Member of Parliament, Canada

Maintaining the Momentum and Commitment of the International Society
- Pam Shime, Researcher, Global Advocacy & Leadership Institute
- Joanna Hosaniak, Head of International Campaign & Cooperation, Citizens’ Alliance for North Korean Human Rights, ROK
- Jack Kim, Executive Director, HanVoice
- Kate Nielsen, Director of International Relations, Life Funds for North Korean Refugees, Japan

- N.C. Heikin, Director of Documentary Film, “Kinjongilia(2009)”, US

Q & A

Closing Cermonies

The Isabel Bader Theatre is located at 93 Charles St. West (Closest TTC Station ““ Museum):

If anyone is planning on driving to the conference from the Milwaukee/Chicago area, please drop me a line.  If I can go, I’d certainly help with gas and driving duties.

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2010 Beautiful Dream Concert poster

Second, this must be a pretty busy season in the Citizens’ Alliance events department — tomorrow (Sunday) in Seoul is their annual Beautiful Dream Concert to raise money for young North Koreans who’ve resettled in the South.  It will be at 4pm at Korea University.  Sounds like a good way to observe Liberation Day, August 15th:

CONCERT INVITATION

There are youth defectors all around you that traveled a long and perilous road to reach a place where their dreams could flourish. Yet, many experience difficulties in adjusting to life here due to differences in culture, disparities in education levels, lack of understanding by fellow professors and students, and other problems regarding their families and their lives. The need for our concern and our help is exigent to insure that their budding hopes and dreams are not rooted out by the cold indifference of society. As a result, we are holding the Beautiful Dream Concert 2010 to raise contributions to aid youth refugees. We would be deeply grateful if you would join us in our effort to protect the bright future of youth defectors.

August 15th 2010 (Sun) 4:00 pm
Korea University Inchon Memorial Hall

Hosted by:  GSIS of Korean University, Ewha Institute of Unification Studies
Organized by: Beautiful Mind Charity, Citizen’s Alliance for North Korean Human Rights

PROGRAM

Beautiful Harmony Orchestra ““ Silk Road Foundation
Poem by Dong-Ju Yoon on Orchestral Music and Sopranos -Jin-Won Lee
Cavatina- S. Myers
Arirang rhapsody -Ji-Soo Lee

Piano Trio ““ Pianist Joo Young Kim =, Violinist Ji-Hoon Park , Cellist Il-Hwan Bai
Hungarian Dances No.1 – J. Brahms
Otono Porteno from Four Season in Buenos Aires – A. Piazzolla

Visually Impaired Clarinetist Sang Jae Lee
Theme from Schindler’s list – J. Williams
It ain’t necessarily so from Opera – G. Gershwin

[Kyeong-min Kim Introduction Slideshow]
Cerebral Palsy Pianist Kyeong-min Kim
Piano Sonata no.14 op.27-2 c# min. 1st mov. – L. V. Beethoven
Yearning – Kyeong-min Kim

Baritone Kyoo-Seok Lee
Largo al factotum della citta from Opera – G. A. Rossini

Soprano Mihyun Kho
Il bacio> – Arditi

Soprano Mihyun Kho &  Baritone Kyoo-Seok Lee
All I ask of you from Musical – A. L. Weber

Nowon Voll Ensemble
Radetzky March – Johann Strauss Sr.

Nowon Voll Ensemble & North-South Korean Youth Choir Dream Plus
Magic Castle – Kwang-Jin Kim
To the Country of Hope – Jae-Myoung Hyun

# There will be an event during the concert to donate funds aiding youth defectors.
# The donations falls under public interest contributions under Corporate Tax law and  will
be eligible for tax-free benefits at the end of the year.

# There will be pizza served starting at 6 pm* thanks to the generous donations of Papa John’s Korea.
(First 400 guests)

[*NOTE: It appears the pizza party has been changed to 3pm if I'm reading this update right. -DB]

Invitation Tickets: Free.
Performance and Ticketing inquiries ã…£
Yeon Jung Hong   02-723-1672, 2671 nkhr@naver.com

Washington seems to believe that North Korea will return to the six party talks and stop its belligerent behavior if its sources of overseas funding are cut off.

If that’s what “Washington” actually does believe, I think it’s wrong about that, but I do think that sanctions will do several other very useful things, like destabilize the power structure during the succession process, slow North Korea’s progress at proliferation, and break up the financial and logistical infrastructure of its proliferation networks.

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In the resolution filed with the House Committee on Foreign Affairs Tuesday, Rep. Charles Djou (R-HI) “condemns North Korea for the detainment of the Daesung 55 and hostile activity towards the Republic of Korea” and demands North Korea “release the 7-member crew of the Daesung 55.” [Yonhap]

Djou is one of Congress’s newest members; he was elected after the Democrats failed to agree on a single candidate and split their vote in a district they’d otherwise have won. Djou — neither he nor his wife is of Korean descent — may be Congress’s newest major player on Asia policy. He is also a strong supporter of the U.S.-Korea Free-Trade Agreement, of which I’m a more qualified supporter.

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War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery: North Korea sinks South Korean warship, shells maritime border, threatens a “real war,” … and then calls on South Korea to create a “peaceful atmosphere.” I eagerly await Christine Ahn’s call for an end to these provocations.

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Experts Predict Power Struggle When Kim Jong-il Dies

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I suppose it’s worth a footnote to wish Chris Hill a fond buh-bye on his departure from Baghdad. The New York Times just can’t grasp how Hill’s tenure in Iraq could have been so controversial and ultimately unsuccessful when he’d obviously done such a great job negotiating with the North Korea. As to the latter, you’d think that the results speak for themselves, but the Times’s narrative seems not to have made room for a careful examination of the facts.

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The new Cold War in Asia brings America closer to Vietnam. It’s not surprising that China’s neighbors are increasingly alarmed about its claims on the international waters near its coast, and it’s shrewd of the Obama Administration to capitalize on this.

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Our long national nightmare is over: Japan finally delivers the apology I’ve waited decades for (hat tip to a friend).

Repatriated South Korean POW Sent to Yodok

An octogenarian South Korean POW has been sent to a North Korean prison camp after he was caught attempting to escape the country and return to his homeland more than 55 years after being captured during the Korean War. [Open News]

According to the report, the “peace forest” that will be Jung’s final destination is the infamous Yodok, or Camp 15.

Follow me in a slightly cynical thought. If we’re going to start using the I.C.C. as a means to hold officials accountable for their unlawful human rights abuses, this would seem to be a clear violation of three documents the Chinese government has signed — the Korean War Armistice Agreement, the 1951 Refugee Convention, and its 1968 Protocol. Here’s hoping that someone will file an I.C.C. indictment against the Chinese officials responsible for abetting this old soldier’s torture and almost certain murder. Nothing bad could come of this. On the one hand, it could generate richly deserved bad press and condemnation for China. On the other, it might convince China to take a more active role in limiting the jurisdiction of the I.C.C.

Rumor: North Korea Planning Biological Attack on the G-20 Summit

North Korea is trying to launch a biochemical attack against the South prior to the G20 Summit in Seoul in November, a conservative activist claimed Thursday citing a North Korean source. Choi Sung-yong of the group Family Assembly Abducted to North Korea said the North is preparing to send 20 different deadly biochemical weapons attached to balloons and parachutes across the border. He said the campaign is led by Gen. Kim Kyok-sik, who commands the North’s frontline fourth corps, at the orders of leader Kim Jong-il’s heir apparent Jong-un.

Choi said the story came from “an active soldier in the North Korean Army.” Kim Kyok-sik was chief of the General Staff of the People’s Army before being demoted to his current post and is thought to have masterminded the torpedo attack on the South Korean Navy corvette Cheonan. [Chosun Ilbo]

Choi’s source also tells him that that recent flood of anti-personnel mines that floated across the DMZ was sent down river intentionally, also on the orders of Kim Jong Eun (within a year, I predict Mike Chinoy and Selig Harrison will be trying to tell us that Jong-Eun is a reformer). On that point, I’d only say that North Korea seems to have record-breaking floods ever year. This year is no exception to that rule, and yet we have this unprecedented southward drift of explosives. And really, exactly how many mines would an army ordinarily bury right along a river bank that would just happen to wash away? I’d call this one suspicious but not proven.

“The source said the frontline fourth corps is collecting mines from all over North Korea, not only in Hwanghae Province where the fourth corps is located but from as far afield as North Hamgyong Province. It floated the mines down intentionally but blamed it on floods,” Choi claimed.

Asked about the claim, a National Intelligence Service spokesman was noncommittal, saying, “It’s possible to imagine a number of scenarios, but we can’t draw any conclusions at the moment.” The Joint Chiefs of Staff declined to comment.

The method of delivery certainly is an interesting coincidence, given North Korea’s possession of missiles, artillery, special forces, and other means of delivery.

Is this true? Hell if I know. But if you’d have asked me six months ago if North Korea was capable of sending a submarine across the NLL to torpedo a South Korean warship, I’d have said “no.” Recently, the quality of North Korea’s decision-making has been so consequentially awful, I incline toward the theory that Kim Jong Il has lost his capacity to think rationally, though the desire to raise tensions before Kim Jong Eun consolidates his succession could be a rational explanation for wanting to provoke a limited war.

So are even the North Koreans capable of trying something like this? I think so. They must have known they’d be prime suspects in the Cheonan attack, and despite the overwhelming evidence of their complicity, they still got 30% of South Koreans, Russia, and China to buy into their denial. In short, I think we’ve reached a stage at which deterrence has failed, Kim Jong Il is taking leave of his senses and his mortality, and North Korea is capable of just about anything. On balance, however, it’s just as likely that the rumor is false, or intentionally planted by the North Koreans themselves to try to disrupt the summit.

The definition of “international terrorism” in the U.S. Code includes acts that appear to be intended to intimidate or coerce a civilian population, or to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion. President Bush removed North Korea from the list of state sponsors of terrorism on October 11, 2008 to reward it for giving up its nuclear weapons. As of last week, President Obama saw no particular reason to disturb that decision.

So, it might have been “the game of their lives” after all.

Several of you have e-mailed me (thank you) about the announcement that FIFA will open an investigation into reports that North Korea has ordered “harsh ideological criticism” sessions and hard labor for the players and coaches of its unsuccessful World Cup team.

“We sent a letter to the football federation to tell us about their election of a new president and to find out if the allegations made by the media that the coach and some players were condemned and punished are true,” FIFA President Sepp Blatter told reporters on Wednesday. “We are doing this as a first step and we will see how they answer.”

Just pray they don’t get sent to one of those Peace Forests.

Most of the reports source cite a Radio Free Asia report, which in turn cites “unidentified sources in North Korea and a Chinese businessman described as knowledgeable about North Korea affairs.” This AFP story hints at an another, unlikely source of damning information:

It followed new, unspecified, evidence brought to its attention by Chung Mong-Joon, the powerful South Korean former chairman of Hyundai, who is also the president of the South Korean Football Association.

The tradition of the Chung family and the Hyundai Group has been one of strong support for more-or-less unrestricted aid to, and accommodation of, North Korea.

In any event, I still couldn’t say (and don’t care) who won the World Cup, though I think we all now know who the big loser was. Let this be a lesson to all of the “expert” analysts out there who like to credit Kim Jong Il as a diplomatic genius, mostly as a way of explaining away how badly the State Department played a much better hand — admittedly, one that’s gotten steadily worse in the last 20 years.

If Kim Jong Il is really the Machiavellian supremo some would have us think he is, then I suppose we can agree that a few soccer matches don’t really mean a thing to him, and that game performance was merely incidental to the propaganda performance. If so, Kim Jong Il played his hand disastrously for foreign and domestic audiences alike. Only a self-deluded cretin would have been so certain of his team’s odds against the likes of Spain and Brazil to have dispensed with the simple precaution of a taped delay. Instead, the population of Pyongyang witnessed a Jesse Owens moment on live television.

Kim Jong Il’s greater unforced error was the diplomacy of imagery for a global audience. There was nowhere to go but up; North Korea has set the bar pretty low for its international image. Had the regime behaved according to minimal standards of sportsmanship, and had its players and coaches been directed to show just a bit of openness and humor with the press, this World Cup could have been a spectacular P.R. success, something defeat on the field would not have changed (you remember the Jamaican bobsled team, don’t you?). It was a perfect missed opportunity to prove people like me wrong — one that, if played more skillfully, would have paid off in the form of sponsorships, investments, and public opinion among nations where half of the voting public is, after all, of below average intelligence. Shouldn’t I question the media narrative of a ruthless totalitarian dictatorship? Isn’t the very normality and decency of these misunderstood people reason enough to doubt that their government really sank a South Korean warship without any provocation whatsoever? Might there could be some hope for reform, openness, and a negotiated disarmament after all? Well, no, actually, you say, but you’re not utterly ignorant of North Korea’s history and Kim Jong Il’s character — which places you in a statistically insignificant minority of World Cup viewers and of humanity in general.

My working theory is that, contrary to the best efforts of its useful idiot squad, North Korea doesn’t really want to be “demystified.” That’s not the brand image it sells to desperate diplomats, gullible investors, or even to those same inadequate social misfits from Barcelona to Oakland to Seoul, for whom its projections of brutal power have such a powerful psychological appeal.

But then, all of this is beside the point of the real question, which is just what happened to these players. We really don’t know, and based on things like this, I strongly doubt we ever will during this regime’s duration:

The head of the Asian Football Confederation, Mohammad bin Hammam, said Wednesday that he had spoken with four players last month, but that they had not reported mistreatment.

I’m glad FIFA opened an investigation — I called for one, after all — but this doesn’t mean I’m optimistic that it will enlighten us much. For example, asking North Korean players whether they’ve been mistreated, presumably while the minders are taking careful notes, foreshadows what we can expect from this investigation. You simply can’t get the truth from North Korea if you don’t understand how the regime works. These guys clearly don’t understand how this regime works.

More broadly, I can’t name a single occasion when an international institution did demand and get transparent cooperation from North Korea in getting to the truth of any matter (which reminds me that China is presumably a member of FIFA, too). Failing that, what international institution has ever held North Korea accountable for not giving its transparent cooperation, such as by denying it the benefits of membership in that institution? As a reader put it, FIFA will probably pull a Maggie Chan, but I suppose I should keep an open mind until my worst fears are eventually confirmed.

Kim Jong Il, Call Your Lawyer

I think it’s safe to say that North Korea is going through something of a legal rough patch. Boycotting talks has worked well for North Korea, but boycotting trials, not so much:

A state-run North Korean bank has lost a lawsuit for not paying back a loan it borrowed from a Taiwanese bank nine years ago, the New York district court said Friday.

The District Court of New York confirmed it ordered the Foreign Trade Bank of Korea to pay compensations of just under US$6.77 million to the Mega International Commercial Bank (MICB) in a ruling made earlier in the week. [Yonhap]

By which they really mean the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York. Nit, picked.

The North Korean bank is widely viewed as Pyongyang’s main foreign exchange earner with branch offices in Europe, the Middle East and Hong Kong.

Hallelujah. We’ve finally located an institution capable of holding North Korea to the same standards as other human beings. I wish all of these plaintiffs the best of luck in collecting their winnings. But as the article notes, with all of these judgments piling up — by my count, fast approaching $500 million, or about a year’s worth of counterfeiting/dope peddling/proliferating income — people are going to hesitate to do deals with the regime if they think their funds, instead of going toward their North Korean partners, are likely to get attached by third-country courts to satisfy judgments in America.

The down side of this is utterly lost on me.

The demographics of defection are shifting:

since the currency reform, more middle-class North Koreans have been fleeing the North, a South Korean security official speculated.

A North Korean source on Tuesday said the currency reform alienated many people from the regime, and the spread of South Korean pop culture through videos and CDs clandestinely circulated in the North has also encouraged some middle and higher-class North Koreans to flee. In recent days, many people who lost their savings due to the currency reform have reportedly decided to flee.

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Kang Chol Hwan doesn’t think the Cheonan attack was worth it:

Overseas ethnic Koreans who have recently been to North Korea say that the attitude of senior North Korean officials has changed. Before the currency reform, they were arrogant and complained about foreign aid. But now they are very humble. Some senior officials reportedly entreated them to help, and the situation is so serious that not only ordinary people but high ranking officials have difficulty making ends meet. Military rations are stalled and troops live on corn and potatoes. All that leads to hairline cracks in Kim Jong-il’s authority.

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The composition of President Lee’s new cabinet doesn’t suggest that it’s about to go soft on North Korea.

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But if that’s so, why did South Korea just agree to a 5% pay hike for Kaesong workers Kim Jong Il?

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Wouldn’t it be smarter to … you know, get everyone out of Kaesong before they become hostages?

Seoul and Washington will simulate a rescue of South Koreans from the joint Kaesong Industrial Complex supposing they are held in North Korea once it closes down the industrial park. The drill will be part of an annual joint military exercise dubbed Ulchi Freedom Guardian on Aug. 16-26.

I’m just trying to imagine the wall of 23-millimeter fire those helicopters would have to fly through, or why subsidizing Kim Jong Il is worth the risk of a single American life. I can’t believe any responsible country would leave its citizens in a place where plans like this merit serious consideration. Enough, already. Bring them home.

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If Peter Lee is so positive that financial sanctions on banks that hold North Korean accounts are a proven failure, why does he feel so compelled to write another Asia Times rant about it every day? It almost seems as if he’s trying to convince himself of something ….

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Hey, here’s a concept! Why not put your hippie “peace forest” in one of these locations instead?