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fat bastard

I’m bigger than you! I’m higher in the food chain! Get. In. My. Belly!

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  1. Guy to the far left. “Just look at the size of him, he could feed the people of Hamhung for a week.

  2. Not a caption, but a comment. I think it’s interesting that KCNA would release such an unflattering picture. It’s almost as if they are being deliberately contemptuous, and holding him up to ridicule. Or am I overthinking it?

  3. At great risk to his health and longevity, Mr. Kim is attempting to increase the gravitational forces produced by the core of his administration in an effort to keep his fractured palace economy together.

  4. So this is what are slaves eat, sometimes I think we are feeding them too much.

  5. That straw hat is bigger than the hats of the generals, and I didn’t think there was any headgear larger than a Nork general hat…

  6. Not a caption, just a comment; It looks to me as if the KCNA has photoshopped KJU’s shirt to make his stomach look less fat (the line between the pants and shirt looks edited and too straight…..)

  7. “This three-month corn is being counter-revolutionary! Punish it by withholding water and giving it lectures on the Juche idea!” (sound of pencils furiously scribbling on note pads).