OFK Exclusive: N. Korea to Charge Crafty Yodok Inmates With Running International Counterfeiting Ring
The U.S. has said the question of North Korea’s frozen accounts in the Macau-based Banco Delta Asia could be resolved early if North Korea punishes counterfeiters of U.S. dollars and destroys their equipment. [link] Firing squads and bloody handshakes to follow, and my sources tell me there may even be a ceremonial steamrolling of the HP Laserjet that was the center of this dastardly plan. I dare you to figure out where the satire ends and the “news” begins: Ever...