How Hankyoreh Can Promote True “Understanding”

If my guess about Kim Seon-Il’s true character is even half right, this inexcusably hateful, incomprehensibly stupid attempt to exploit the death of this poor man is absolutely beyond the pale.

What South Korea needs is a North Korean gulag exchange program . . . or perhaps the Hani might try to cozy up to Zarkawi himself . . . you know, to promote better “understanding” of his “grievances.” No doubt the experience would produce one video that I would find amusing–the terminal moment when those spoiled, pissy little ingrates realize that Zarkawi’s only articulable grievance is the connection between their heads and their torsos. Can anyone doubt that they’d scream out their last breaths crying for America to save their pimply asses?

Ten years from now, the staff of the Hani will be on the same historical trash heap as Tokyo Rose, Lord Haw Haw, Pierre Laval, and the German-American Bund. Their kids–even the ones named Kim–will want to change their names and emigrate.