It Also Removes Varnish and Polyurethane from Your Esophagus

Look what’s cookin’ in North Korea. You know you’re living in the land of suspended reality when they tell you that pine needles are yummy. Not that the Dear Leader himself would ever eat that stuff. Hat tip: James Taranto.

Somehow, I don’t expect to see pine needles as the featured ingredient on Iron Chef any time soon.