Solidarity, anti-Imperialism, and Hot Babes!
Updated 5/28/06; scroll down.
For those of you who don’t know him, he’s the always flamboyant Alejandro Cao de Benos, the president of the Korean Friendship Association, who hails from Spain and hobnobs between Pyongyang and Barcelona (from where I suspect he checks this site pretty regularly, so if I suddenly disappear one day, please nobody go asking Pyongyang for my remains, ok?).
At the end of each flight, Mr. Cao sends the bill to the people of North Korea.
Besides plenty of “solidarity,” what else can you find in Pyongyang? Bowling! A KFA tour means you get the near-exclusive use of what’s obviously a multi-million dollar bowling alley bought with money that didn’t go to buy food or medicine for starving people that North Korea wants us to believe it really, really wishes it could feed, but for all those natural disasters
Who are the KFA members? Think equal parts “1984” and “Lord of the Flies.” They claim that there is no famine, repression, or dictatorship in North Korea, and they love to show their loyalty to the Dear Leader through poetry:
From the sky came a great warrior
With a heart purer than the diamond
He rescued us from the suffering
Brought us happiness and pride to this horizon
To live and die following his steps
There will be no tear lakes that fill the emptiness
But guns and soldiers who will defend his conquest
But even a petty despot and failed poet–even a Don Quixote trapped in a Sancho Panza body–needs to loosen his Mao suit in the evening . . . which leads us to the real draw of the KFA tour: hot chicks who act like they dig you. Because they have to. And if you’re swimming against a powerful current that’s pulling you toward the great genetic waterfall that plunges into the River Styx, that means plenty.
KFA caption: “beautiful guide in Manyondae”
KFA caption: “Singing karaoke together with beautiful Korean girl in Hyangsan Hotel (also in Korean: “Ban Gap Sum Ni Da” is really cool!)”
KFA caption: “I can’t be her husband because: I’m not highly educated (not yet), I’m not a soldier and I`m not a member of Workers’ Party of Korea” . . . and because given the choice, she preferred the gulag.
KFA caption: “during building international friedship :)” [sic.]
KFA Caption: “The most picturesque, beautiful & delightful boat journey I’ve ever had! The scenery was good too! Me with the most beautiful guide in the DPRK; near Wonson 27 July 04”
Creep alert! Your heart goes out to this poor North Korean woman, who was no doubt raised to believe that foreign men are lecherous, baby-bayoneting rapists. She obviously has a case of the creeps from being ogled and photographed by these drooling losers, and what young woman wouldn’t? How much “solidarity” can you really feel toward people you treat like department store mannequins?
KFA caption: “love-birds”
So what have we learned about friendship today? For one thing, that the KFA is to “friendship” what NAMBLA is to “love,” and the KFA boys, who normally wouldn’t be able to get a date in a sweaty prison weight room, would sell their inadequate, pitiful, unloved souls to bask in the glow of pretty girls who have no choice in the matter. So much for defending Korean women against the depredations of foreign pervs. Let’s hope for the sake of the women that none of it goes any further than having to spend time with these guys, or we’ve discovered a real atrocity.
My point is to illustrate the seductive lure of an exploitive system, especially for the weak-minded and inadequate, that gives a select few ownership rights in the unfortunate many, and that recognizes no inherent rights, only state-allotted privileges that are fully revocable on demand. Given that temptation, some would forget the pain of the human beings who live in this unfortunate country and treat it like an amusement park at best, or their own private kisaeng house at worst. And some apparently do.
For all the contempt you may feel for the predatory naivete of the KFA types, they’re ultimately not going to do much to prolong the Dear Leader’s reign, and they come across as a fairly pathetic cast of characters. Their photos can still be both interesting and revealing, even if not intentionally. They often portray North Korea in the same way the “imperialists” at the New York Times do–as a beautiful, tragic country that barely functions. Still, the country might function just a little better without them siphoning scarce resources and scarcer dignity away from the needy.
Someone call “The Daily Show.”
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Make that Solidarity, Hot Babes, and Hate!
Update, 5/06: First, I must say that I’m pretty well convinced that Cao himself isn’t exactly in this for the chicks. A narcissistic lust for power is closer to the mark.
Now, a short quiz. See if you can guess the political diagnosis of the person who posted this:
The hoaxes just do not match ! My “dear” Jewish-Americans …. i can’t tell you to stop writing bullshit because, actually, you are the Sons of Bullshit itself ! But may i please suggest to you that, at least, you should co-ordinate your hoaxes !! Ha ! Ha ! When you invent a hoax: make it credible !! Nevermind ! Adolf Hilter did not manage to teach you a lesson, let alone if i could ! But nowadays there is a new “teacher” named Nuclear Weapon (Mr Hitler was not lucky enough to have it !). I’m sure that this new teacher will finally teach you Jews a lesson !!
Now for the rest of the comment, which I publish in full, only reversing two portions of the text:
Stop the lies about Korea ! Yeah, I’ve been in the Kareoke hall mentioned in this web-site. Hyangsan Hotel is a gigantic building which was built by the Koreans exclusively. (Unlike Koreans, the Americans always cry for Japanese help when it comes to architecture!)Accompanied by Mr Pak Kwang Ung and Mr Pak Jang Sik, I went up to the top floor, where, yes, there is a kareoke hall hosted by a lady. But it is not true that that lady offers (or is forced to offer) sexual services ….. IT IS A LIE !!In the world, Korea is the only HIV-free country, and Koreans want it to stay that way. Thus it can’t be true that there are slave-like ladies who are having sex with foreigners … I mean, such a thought does not even follow logic … Koreans would never engage in sexual contact with foreigners … … and if, for the sake of the argument, there are such ladies, then how is it that a particular Jewish-American web-site says that Generalissimo Kim’s son went to Japan (secretly) to visit a brothel ?
Jean-Pierre Sammut
Official Delegate:
Malta – Korea
Yes, there really is a Jean-Pierre Sammut among the KFA’s distinguished membership. Bonus points if you can pick his picture out of this lineup (click pics for answers):
.His e-mail address and more, here.