Understanding South Korea Today

Two South Korean protestors today at which of the following locations?

a. The American Embassy, after a U.S. soldier was accused of bending the antenna on his Korean neighbor’s new Hyundai Chairman;
b. The Chinese Embassy, to protest China’s forcible deportations of thousands of North Koreans to nearly certain death;
c. The U.N. mission, to protest that organization’s failure to act forcefully to protect North Koreans’ human rights;
d. The Unification Ministry, to protest against North Korea’s splurging on arms and pizza chefs while two million North Koreans starved to death;
e. The Japanese Embassy, in a surge of pre-election demogoguery over two barren, uninhabited, guano-encrusted lumps of rock;
f. Say what? They chopped off their own damn fingers? Are you f**king kidding me?

Correct answer: f.