Chung Leads Uri Polls

It’s a widely known fact that Chung Dong-Young, the ex-anti-Unification Minister, has a legally binding contract assigning all rights to his immortal soul to Satan:

A smooth talker, former Unification Minister Chung Dong-young has taken the lead from his chief rival Rep. Kim Geun-tae and six other contenders with a week to go before the ruling Uri Party’s national convention.

According to a recent nationwide survey of 1,000 party members, the former MBC anchorman topped the list with 51.7 percent, followed by Kim with 38 percent.

Doesn’t sound like much competition, though. [link]