UniFictions

This one is straight out of the Peter Ban book of Foreign Policy:

A new sign reading “Passengers Heading to Pyongyang Board Here” was set up on the Dorasan Station platform, one of the test-operation sections of the Gyeongeui and Donghae Lines over which South and North Korea reached an agreement on May 13.

What an amazing coincidence! Why, that’s just six days before the next election! Still, if we really, really wish for it, it will be. I wonder what soldiers tell you when you actually try to plunk down your hard-earned won to buy a ticket.