Arrest Galloper, Part 2
Ladies and gentlemen, our long national nightmare is over.
We finally have closure in a terrible tragedy in which innocent Korean pedestrians were cut down by a reckless foreigner, who managed to evade local justice and (the outrage!) face a quickie trial and light punishment in his home country’s courts. Remember the protests and the vigils? No? Probably because the driver was a drunk South Korean Hyundai Asan employee, and the victims were North Korean soldiers. Two were injured, one died.
It wasn’t even the first incident of its kind.
But all is well that pays well, for everyone but the poor North Korean. The South Korean driver was shipped home and had his license pulled (!), and the victim’s family Kim Jong Il received one million dollars in compensation. A court has just affirmed the revocation of a driver’s license as the only apparent punishment for a speeding, drunk driver who hit three people and killed one of them.
Ain’t life just?