Give Peace a Chance! Announcing the OFK Tokdo Renaming Contest!

With Roh Moo Hyun having proposed “Sea of Peace” to resolve the artificial nomenclature controversy between “East Sea” and “Sea of Japan,” and in the spirit of preventing what  would be the most needless conflict since the siege of Troy, it is time for us to take the next logical step and resolve the controversy between “Tokdo” and “Takeshima.”  Please join me in making history, and help  give peace a chance.

I open the bidding with a few suggestions:

–   Petty Rocks

–   Guano Rocks

–   Vanker Island

–   Yonsama-Jima

–   Manute Bol’s Knees in the Bathtub Islands

–   Kim Jong Il Nuclear Test Center Islands

–   Pamela Anderson Islands

–   Implant Recall Rocks

–   Banzai Reef

–   Evil Scientist’s Subterranean Lair Islands

Update:   Seems a few other people have the same idea.  A few more suggestions:

–   Distraction Rocks

–   Election Islands

–   Solomon Islands (because Solomon would have split these babies right down the middle)