This Could Only Mean that All South Korean Soldiers Are Infected with Abnormal Sexual Desires

Here.   I’m linking this because you’ll never hear the American or Korean press, other than the Stripes, breathe a word about it or project its significance upon thousands of other people. 

(Those of you (a) have no irony gene, or (b)  who don’t get the reference, click here before you spit fire in my comments.)