That Rabbi was such a nice man. Maybe I should send him another ham.
South Korean President Lee Myung Bak, who as mayor of Seoul awkwardly offered the city to Almighty God, was recently rescued from the brink of a social and sectarian fiasco when a staffer prevented him from sending Chuseok gift sets of dried anchovies to a group of Buddhist monks (link is in Korean).
Fact 1: Buddhist monks are required to abstain from eating living things.
Fact 2: 22.8% of President Lee’s constituents are Buddhists.
So many mouths. How can one man put a foot in all of them?