N. Korea: CIA and Lee Killed Roh

Did I or did I not call it?

The Secretariat of the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea Tuesday released a detailed report on the truth about the death of Roh Moo Hyun, former “president” of south Korea.  According to the detailed report, Roh’s death was not a suicide but a politically motivated, premeditated and deliberate terror and murder orchestrated by the United States and the pro-American conservative forces of south Korea.  [KCNA]

So he didn’t kill himself?

The puppet prosecution, totally reduced to a waiting maid of the fascist dictator, deliberately made even the information about the case known to the “Grand National Party” and media, though it remained unconfirmed at the phase of investigation, thus perpetrating all sorts of personal libels against Roh and bringing disgrace to him. The ultra-right conservative knockers went the lengths of openly forcing him into “suicide.”
Unable to endure scornful feelings, Roh finally killed himself as a manifestation of his curse and resistance.

OK, so he did kill himself.

The United States had long kept him on the “list of those to be killed”, regarding him as undesirable person. Roh thus fell victim to the U.S. policy for colonial domination as he stood in the way of implementing it.

That’s it?  Can’t they even make up a story that Richard Perle pushed him while David Frum choloformed the bodyguard?  If KCNA can’t write better fiction than this, can Götterdämmerung be far away?