What Would Be a Good Crank Call for the North Korean U.N. Mission?

ReACH, the Japanese abductee advocacy group, sends:

Call North Korea at UN in New York, USA 1-212-972-3105

Call North Korea at UN in Geneva, Switzerland 41-22-735-4370

Send fax to North Korea at UN in New York, USA 1-212-972-3154

Send fax to North Korea at UN in Geneva, Switzerland 41-22-786-0662

Don’t forget to copy and paste Kim Jong-Il’ s photo, (example) and write “Important Message to Chairman Kim Jong-Il”, so that they cannot throw it away and have to report it to Kim Jong-Il.

Personally, I’m always up for some harmless fourth-grade mischief, and while I doubt this would have much impact on North Korean policies, let no one question the potential for fun and publicity.

Like so many of the rotten and stupid things the North Koreans seem to do out of sheer malice, you have ask yourself whether even Kim Jong Il thinks abducting people off of Japan’s streets and beaches was really worth all of the trouble it brought down on him.

Update: Commenter “spengbab” sets the standard with this priceless entry: