Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? Survivor of Kim Jong Il’s “Pleasure Squad” Talks
According to the account by Mi Hyang, a former member of one of Mr Kim’s “pleasure squads” ““ groups of attractive young women enlisted to provide entertainment and sexual services ““ the leader could be sentimental when drunk, and even shed tears.
His favourite delicacy contains the reproductive organ of sharks.
Sharks … with frikkin’ laser beams attached to their heads!
He has a number of private residences around the capital city, some equipped with a 50-metre-long underground swimming pool. Mr Kim is known to be irascible towards his aides, but is surprisingly caring towards his private female attendants….
Caring right up to the point he signs the warrant to ship your entire family to Camp 22.
Mi Hyang, who goes only by her first name, served in one of Mr Kim’s pleasure squads for two years before fleeing to the South and defecting after her family was accused of treason, for reasons not yet revealed. She now resides in Seoul. The fate of her family has not been publicly disclosed.
Also, we learn that a lifetime of indoctrination and deification is still no substitute for good dental hygiene:
“When I first met Kim Jong Il, he looked so normal “¦ like a next-door neighbour. He has many brown spots on his face. His teeth were yellowish. My previous fancy about the great leader was shattered at that very moment,” Mi Hyang says in the interview. “But he was very considerate towards me.
… said “Mi Hyang,” who used only her first name to prevent Kim Jong Il sending hit squads to track her and her family down and kill them. Hey, he sounds like a gentle soul … a great catch! Hat tip: Mike Madden.