Kim Jong Un’s limp
OK, I’m convinced. The rheumy-eyed, snaggletoothed old Trotskyites at The Guardian didn’t enable the embed feature — hypocrites! — but you can watch Reuters’s video here. No official word yet on whether Kim acquired the limp by stumbling over a starving orphan on the doorstep of one of his palaces. Hat tip to a valued reader.
You could also characterize this slight limp as a waddle, the kind that would be cute if a penguin walked with it; less so when a mass-murdering psychopath of a man-child with nuclear weapons does it.
As I said yesterday: suspensors.
Looks like the onset of gout for a guy who smokes too much, drinks too much and eats way too much red meat and shellfish.
The US Imperialists Aggressors have aggressively attempted to impose their imperialism on my leg. The leg of the people. Glad you find this so funny.
Maybe he’s developed his own sort of swagger, he’s just walkin’ LIKE A BOSS (http://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c)!
Maybe one of his minders gave him a good swift kick in the ass. Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
Hernia. One can only hope someone kicked him where it hurt. Terminal testicular cancer would be too much to hope for.
gout