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No Lavendar Dynasty for North Korea? It appears we have some inconsistent information. Yesterday’s Joongang piece suggested that the most likely successor was Porky’s second son (“watchers and Seoul officials said Kim Jong-chol, 24, is the likely successor“), Kim Jong Chol, the one who is rumored by some to act like a person who fits a stereotyped behavior pattern suggesting he might possibly be GAY. Not so, says James Brooke in the New York Times. Distinctly gay-UNfriendly North Korea has passed over the “effeminate” one for the younger son, Kim Jong Un, who has “a hard glare,” which is a necessary qualification in that line of work, one supposes.

Eventually, life will imitate every parody. This week, cosmic forces have checked both Austin Powers and Monty Python off the list. If I’m right, North Korea has no place for a petting zoo–not even an evil petting zoo–on the grounds of this . Bet on the one with the hard glare. He’s evil, like his old man.