Generalissimo Kim Jong Il Still Not Dead
In lieu of flowers, condolences in the form of ground corn may be sent to the people of North Korea, whose life expectancy is inversely proportional to the duration of his rule.
In lieu of flowers, condolences in the form of ground corn may be sent to the people of North Korea, whose life expectancy is inversely proportional to the duration of his rule.
Someone really should make a single-serving website in the style of those “Is it Christmas yet? Is it Monday?” sites that answers the question “Is Kim Jong Il dead yet?”.