And in Other News, The Korean War Is On Again
It would be too unfair to entitle this post, “Obama restarts Korean War,” even in jest, but on the other hand, we may now safely abandon all hope that his election would pleasure the world with a gentle warming sensation, release our tensions, and leave us in a state of affectionate post-coital afterglow. The world does not work that way. I knew we were in for something like this as soon as Obama threw Kim Jong Il below the fold...