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March 8, 2008

The Funniest Thing I’ve Read All Year

Here. There is one glaring omission: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Sir Winston Churchill (HT: The Marmot)

Humor/Satire

March 8, 2008

Need me to translate that for you?

Top U.S. nuclear negotiator Christopher Hill said Thursday it is important for North Korea to submit a full and complete declaration of its nuclear activity as required under a six-party deal by the end of this month. ”It’s important we’ll get through this declaration in March. There is no drop-dead deadline, but it is important to try to get through this in March because we’re running out of time,” Hill said, referring to the change in the U.S. administration next...

Six-Party Talks

March 8, 2008

Hill: Gas Chambers, Concentration Camps, and Refugee Massacres No Impediment to Full Diplomatic Relations After All

Last February, just after Chris Hill rolled out that landmark achievement called Agreed Framework 2.0 — how is that working out, by the way? — he went to Congress to defend his amorphous cloud of ether against some obvious questions about how the North Koreans might interpret it and what laws the agreement might actually break in its application. You mentioned certain laws of ours that reflect human rights issues and humanitarian law. I can assure you that any agreement...

Appeasement/Human Rights/Six-Party Talks

March 8, 2008

That’s funny. I thought they were building a baby milk factory.

North Korea admitted to sending engineers to military-related and other facilities in Syria during its recent talks with the United States over its nuclear program, diplomatic sources in New York said Friday. Pyongyang, however, denied its involvement in Syrian nuclear development, according to the sources. [Kyodo News] If you say so. Could this be the beginning of a half-assed “declaration,” no doubt scrawled out on the back of a bar napkin? (Hat tip to a friend.) Update: Andy Jackson...

Proliferation

March 7, 2008

Can Kim Jong Il Outlive “Military First?”

In the last two months, I’ve come to believe that the decay of Kim Jong Il’s control of North Korea is accelerating. I’m not quite on board with Jane’s, which predicts imminent collapse, because regime collapse is not proceeding at equal rates in all areas of North Korea, and history tells us that there’s been plenty of dissent in North Korea that the regime was able to contain, localize, and suppress. There are, however, clear signs that chaos is taking...

Kremlinology/Regime Change

March 7, 2008

Another Bleak Report on North Korea’s Food Crisis

In a recent newsletter, the Good Friends, a South Korean aid group, said that only those people in North Korea with relatively good living conditions have managed to live on daily meals, while poorer people have been on the verge of starvation in advance of spring, typically a season in which food shortages are at their most severe. [Hankyoreh] The Hanky, overlooking the impact of the North Korean regime’s own rejection of most international food aid, cites three factors in...

Famine & Food Aid

March 7, 2008

State Dep’t Airbrushes Its N. Korea Human Rights Report

Back during law school, I took the Foreign Service exam, passed on the first try, and interviewed for a job in the State Department. Today, I’d be less ashamed if I’d auditioned for La Cage Aux Folles, so this isn’t easy for me to admit. I flew all the way down to Dallas for the interview phase, only to come face-to-face with a bunch of pony-tailed hippies in suits. If there’s one thing I cannot pretend not to despise, it’s...

Appeasement/Human Rights

March 6, 2008

We’re screwing up the U.S.-Japanese alliance … but what for?

On the Wall Street Journal’s opinion page, Kyoko Nakayama, a Special Advisor to the Prime Minister of Japan, tries”>tries to keep America’s attention on an issue the Bush Administration wants you to forget. If South Korea care about its abductees as much as Japan does about its abductees, a lot more of them might be free. Of course, if the United States cared as much about Japan’s abductees as it once pretended to, it would not have done such lasting...

Abductions/Appeasement/Japan

March 6, 2008

Anju Links for 6 March 2008

COST-SHARING ISN’T GOING AWAY as an issue between the United States and South Korea. Ambassador Vershbow continues to make an issue of it even after President Lee’s inauguration. LEAST FAVORED NATION STATUS: North Korea may have the world’s worst dictatorship, but it’s only the second least liked nation in America. Iran, always a strong and deserving contender, is liked the least. A HUMAN RIGHTS DEPARTMENT in the Unification Ministry? I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THAT AN IMPROVEMENT: North Korea, which...

Anju Links

March 6, 2008

Just Seven Months to Go: Kim Jong Il Stalls, We Let Him

All signs point to North Korea viewing last week’s New York Phil concert as a substituting for denuclearization, rather than complimenting it. We are no closer to a North Korea presenting its declaration. To the extent North Korea believes that the Clapton Gambit has shifted our public conversation to superficial gestures, or that stalling will earn more concessions, we’re further from it. Evans Revere’s “16-inch broadside of soft power” impressed Kim Jong Il approximately as much as three inches of...

Appeasement/Diplomacy/Russian Far East

March 5, 2008

Chosun Ilbo Produces Four-Part Documentary on N. Korean Refugees

[Update: OK, that TBS network that’s showing this series turns out not to be this one, but a Japanese network. I’ll let you know about U.S. broadcast times when I hear more.] Yesterday, I wrote about a disturbing economic trend in North Korea that I hadn’t known previously — the regime’s practice of lending food at usurious interest rates. The original report from Good Friends doesn’t specifically say what the penalty for non-payment is, but it must be starvation or...

Drugs & N Korea/Human Trafficking/Refugees

March 5, 2008

North Korea Has a Meth Problem, Part 2

After I wrote here recently about North Korea’s growing meth problem, it occurred to me that I never talked about how, as a prosecutor, I learned how awful meth really is. I spent just shy of two years of my Army time assigned to Ft. Irwin, California, home of the OPFOR. During most of that time, I was the prosecutor, or Trial Counsel. Irwin is a great place to drive a T-72, shoot AK’s, or go out on field exercises...

Drugs & N Korea/Korean Society/UCMJ & SOFA

March 4, 2008

Nazis Loved Classical Music

OK, I lied. But Sonagi’s post and the piece she links here inspire further thought. And of course, plenty of us who aren’t Nazis also love classical music. So when Lorin Maazel says, “in the world of music, all men and women are brothers and sisters,” I wonder if he knew that Auschwitz had an orchestra, too, or why: The orchestra played at the gate when the work gangs went out, and when they returned. During the final stages of...

Appeasement/Deprogramming

March 4, 2008

North Korea: You’re Terrorists, Too!

The Daily NK reports that the United States isn’t going to remove North Korea from this year’s list of state sponsors of terrorism. Personally, I’ve been burned pretty much every time I believed what the State Department said directly, much less indirectly, so I’m agnostic on this one. In related news, North Korea has listed the United States as a state sponsor of terrorism: North Korea Tuesday called the U.S. wars in Afghanistan and Iraq typical examples of “state-sponsored terrorism”...

Terrorism (NK)

March 4, 2008

Of Geography and Mortality: The Food Crisis Worsens, Again

All of the worst stories that hardly anyone ever hears happen in North Korea, and here is one of the best worst stories I’ve heard. It’s an object lesson in how useless good intentions can be when bad intentions have all the spine. In 1997, at the peak of the Great Famine, documentary filmmaker Mark Davis accompanied a Care aid worker — and two North Korean minders — into the North Korean countryside. They went there to looking, in vain,...

Famine & Food Aid

March 2, 2008

North Korea Has a Meth Problem

North Korea’s government has long been suspected of producing illicit drugs for export. In 2003, a high-level defector testified that the goverment is deeply involved in producing and exporting opiates, including heroin, and amphetamines. North Korea’s official ideology, really “crude, race-based nationalism” thinly veiled in socialism, would have had no problem justifying the poisoning of Japanese and Australian kids, but it was just a matter of time before North Korean drugs found their way into North Korean society. Until recently,...

Drugs & N Korea/Inside NK/Regime Change

March 1, 2008

May This Be the Last N.Y. Philharmonic Post

I am really, really tired of blogging about this, but I have two more links that I can’t pass up (thanks to the readers who forwarded them). Both have to do with the N.Y. Philharmonic’s financial backers, and both reflect very different ways of viewing the orchestra’s visit — with and without its moral context. The first story, from long-time Korea hand Don Kirk, is mildly inspiring: During one of the carefully scripted tours of the capital prior to Tuesday’s...

Appeasement/Deprogramming/Korean Society

February 29, 2008

Angelina Jolie: Stay the Course

Will she ever eat lunch in Hollywood again? My visit left me even more deeply convinced that we not only have a moral obligation to help displaced Iraqi families, but also a serious, long-term, national security interest in ending this crisis. Today’s humanitarian crisis in Iraq — and the potential consequences for our national security — are great. Can the United States afford to gamble that 4 million or more poor and displaced people, in the heart of Middle East,...

Terrorism/Iraq