The Deepening Mystery of the Birthday Boy
Someone was conspicuously absent from his own party, at least judging by press reports so far. Yes, for some time now, we’ve been wondering who would appear on the reviewing stand to wave stolidly at the missile trucks. So here’s one theory we can’t quite put to rest just yet. Oh, and in addition to spending millions on nuclear weapons, the world’s fifth-largest army, and a lavish celebration for a guy who might not even be in charge any more,...