Today’s Fake News
South Korean civic groups today announced the temporary withdrawal of all anti-American protest signs and slogans after a sudden epidemic of cognitive dissonance (photo). The outbreak followed a U.S. announcement that it would pull 12,500 troops out of Korea by the end of 2005. Anti-U.S. groups, which had demanded a total U.S. withdrawal for years–a result they apparently never considered even faintly possible–reacted to the Pentagon’s announcement with a mixture of sharp criticism, strong approval, apathy, ambivalence, and panic. At...