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Kim Jong Bill Drops Out

DLTDHYA on the WO.

You remember, right?  And AmericaForRichardson.org?  Vanished … like a line of blow on Keith Richard’s dresser.

Update:   I should note that there was some initial uncertainty that Kim Jong Bill was dropping out after all, but all of the recent stories I found on further research suggest that he is indeed dropping out.  I went over to Bill Richardson’s “official” campaign site and didn’t find any statement denying these widespread reports, which is a dog that didn’t bark if I’ve ever (not) heard one. 

I also noticed that “Ken Camp,” presumably the same person as “kencamp” of the defunct “AmericaForRichardson.org,” is now blogging at Kim Jong  Bill’s official site.  Although he’s pictured posing with his candidate, oddly enough, he still never got us  the answer he promised us to our old question:  Did Bill Richardson, who claims  such extraordinary  influence and diplomatic skill, ever  ask his pal  Kim Jong Il  to  set free the 200,000  men, women, and kids in his death camps?  Guess not. 

Sorry ’bout that, kids.  Maybe  our most brilliant and  effective  diplomat will  lift a finger to save  your next life….

5 Responses

  1. LOL…

    I read you regularly and mostly disagree with your politics (though I agree NK is a far bigger issue, particularly in decline, than the US is aware of).

    the Keith Richards line (ooh! I see what I accidentally did there) is classic…

  3. What’s really funny about the link I posted above? Well, yes, the idea of snorting your dad’s ashes is pretty damn funny. And still I can top that with the side by side pics in which Keith looks more like the other guy’s post-menopausal wife than his son. Simply hideous. The DARE program could IM that link to every American between 12 and 25, put up the ol’ “Mission Accomplished” banner, and declare an end to major combat operations.

  4. Mr Stanton it’s me Chris Lombrano (from Korea 2001). If you can get back with me I would really appreciate it. I need to ask you some questions and see if you can help me with my DD214. I hope you and your family are doing good. I’m in Texas and doing pretty good myself. Hope to hear from you soon. -Chris-