North Korea Extends Mass Mobilization

That “150-day battle” which had caused such discontent among the wrung-out North Korean proles has been extended for another hundred dreary days. Interestingly, some reports have associated this campaign with the planned succession of Kim Jong Eun. With campaign tactics like these, Jong Eun risks alienating such key swing voting blocs, such as displaced factory workers, starving widows, labor camp prisoners, and homeless orphans.

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  1. Worse yet, the governing party could lose its majority in their Congress. How would they get anything done then?