Tsunami Tslander

The Jews did it! The Jews did it! And the Americans, too, of course. Boy, did I nail this one or what? How depressing to bet on the stupidity, venom, and mendacity of mankind and be assured of raking in heaps of winnings like this:

The earthquake that struck the Indian Ocean on December 26, triggering a series of huge waves called tsunami, “was possibly” caused by an Indian nuclear experiment in which “Israeli and American nuclear experts participated,” an Egyptian weekly magazine reported Thursday.

Well, that certainly steals the trophy from our previous winner. Plus, we’ve confirmed for the second time this week why there will never, ever, ever be peace in the Middle East. Can’t we just fence it off?

Incidentally, the top picture is an actual frame from a Syrian miniseries based on The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Here’s an illustration of a book on the blood libel by the Syrian Defense Minister, and here is the cover of the new Egyptian edition of The Protocols. Our friends in Egypt supplied four of the 9/11 hijackers, but receive billions of dollars in U.S. aid every year. Meanwhile, their government TV channel recently aired a Protocols miniseries.

Dear President Mubarak–You say you want money for people with minds that
hate? Well, money can’t buy your love!–Love, G.W. Bush.

But seriously, aren’t there better things we could buy with our money?