“You Suck!” in Diplospeak
If you’re accustomed to the measured, soporific language that diplomats use, this interview with Richard Lawless will make you spit 815 cola all over your monitor. Money quotes, emphasis mine: But now, with our two sides asking whether the garrison transfer would be 3.6 million pyeong or 3.3 million pyong, and this petty thing becoming contentious, we are extremely confused and disappointed. I’m frustrated that in our 50-year relationship of alliance, a difference of 300,000 pyeong can become contentious. Translation–we’ve...